One of my all time fave shows and people is Kathy Griffin and her Life on the D List. And so, armed with a fairly reasonable (okay perhaps feeble) excuse to hunt her down I have decided that I must do some stuff with her. So I tried to email her but she is such a BIG star now, she doesn’t even take emails….omg has she forgotten where she has come from????? Kathy I remember the days you couldn’t get a free couch!!! Now you won’t even TAKE emails!!!! Oh the shame!!!! Even Tyra and Oprah take emails!!!!

Anyway, this is the letter I have for her and tmrw armed with my trusty flip avideo camera nd a new aussie friend I have made we are going to go buy one of those star maps, find her house and go deliver it!!!! Personally…..So check back in tmrw to see the footage. Hilair!

Too funny…..watch KG we are coming for you!!!!

Here is the letter:

Dear Kathy,

My name is Ajay Rochester and I have hosted the last four seasons of The Biggest Loser Australia. I’ve now left that show (some say fired, I say quit…just depends on what you read and what you believe) and have come to America to make it big in Hollywood. And when I say BIG I don’t mean in a Kirstie Alley kind of way (already done that before) I mean a watch out world, don’t you know who I think I am kind of way!!!!!

I waana be on the D List. Although at the moment I am kind of more the D minus list……although I have had a court case and do have the big glasses leaving court photos which might be worth some cred in Hollywood???? It just makes me talked about back home. And not in a good way. Although I WAS technically innocent and didn’t get a conviction so it doesn’t quite make me Paris, Nicole or even Lindsay worthy does it? Hmmmmmm

Anyway,
I thought, that given you are now moving more towards the A List and with all those sparkling trophies

Nice trophy!

you have won and all those gorgeous gays adoring you, that there not only might be room on the D List for me now, but perhaps you might take some time out to be my D List mentor, give me some hints and let me be your apprentice, sharing your secrets on how to get onto the D list. All filmed on my flip video to upload to my website……and of course if you want to put me on your show then I am sure we can come to some agreement…haha …will work for cat food.

And now that you have your book, we also have a particular goal that we share and therefore, like soul sisters, or moths attracted to the flame (no I don’t want to kiss you but if I had to, to get you to film with me, then having been a failed lesbian, I could and maybe even would), but no, I am talking about the deep seated insatiable desire ……to get on Oprah. (Chorus of angels sing)…

I have created a viral website called Chasingoprah.com and would love to film some funny segments for my site with you, interview you etc and if per chance I get on Oprah first before you, with my website and three books I already have out, then I will return the favor and I will demand that Oprah have you on her show too. After all, what are friends..or acquaintances, or strangers who don’t even know each other (YET!!) who might be considered stalkers, for anyhow?

I don’t know. Maybe we can make Oprah notice us together…..check out the site…www.chasingoprah.com, you will see that I have posted this request there…..and having been rejected so many times yourself I hope you can remember what it is like for the little people, clutching at the crumbs that fall from the hands of the gods and goddesses of television…..Godddeses such as yourself.

Going now, must find a can opener……it’s dinner time. Meow!

Ajay soon to be on the D List Rochester