What a big few days. Had my hair chopped off for a temporary bob. Troy Thomson is a genius. OMG my hair has been sooooo ruined with everyday drying and styling, massive colouring and endless extensions. Not sure whether or not I’m going to keep it short as I have always had long hair and not sure I can carry off short hair in Hollywood. I mean if I was a stick like Posh I might be able to do it but a little too much chocolate and white wine passes by my lips to have no hips! I think you have to be really pretty to wear short hair and I’ve never really thought of myself that way and have tended to hide amongst my hair. Will have a think about it. Oprah, what do you reckon?

Been asked to meet with producers of some funny shows in the US……..will tell you more of that later this week…..but it’s prety hilair!!!

Guess my journey to Oprah will not be as straight forward as I imagined. Could have a few interesting detours along the way. Well you know what? I’m up for anything these days. As long as I have a laugh and am still working towards my goals, then I will give it a go. It’s just nice to be free and open to options for a change.

Saw George Negus in Balmain today and chased after him to get him to donate something for my magic wardrobe auction but he slipped away before I could catch him. Bugger! I totally feel like a stalker and NO celebrity is safe from my advances. People, I am after the shirts off your back - literally.

Anyway….in the meantime if you know anyone famous please ask them to donate something.

Oprah - be seeing you soon…..